And I'm like
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Monday, August 15, 2016
And I'm like a cymbal-banging-monkey-toy with a broken off power switch when I'm pissed off.
I need one of these as my doppelgänger/anger translator.
Thursday, November 18, 2010
And I'm like a premature pear.
The kind that's yields the tiniest bit under my thumb, that is just adjacent of appropriately ripe. I weigh whether to bite. Is it be too firm to be enjoyed?
I smell it, I try to go on instinct.
I wish I had a better understanding of fruit.
I wish I could tell the exact condition under that thin skin.
In reality, I just got a solid 9 hours of sleep for the first time in a month, and upon waking I realized that I totally need at least 9 more, tout suite.
*Post best to be read in the tone of SNL skit "Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey"
I smell it, I try to go on instinct.
I wish I had a better understanding of fruit.
I wish I could tell the exact condition under that thin skin.
In reality, I just got a solid 9 hours of sleep for the first time in a month, and upon waking I realized that I totally need at least 9 more, tout suite.
*Post best to be read in the tone of SNL skit "Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey"
Sunday, November 14, 2010
Saturday, November 6, 2010
Thursday, September 23, 2010
8:36, Thursday
And I'm like a freshly peeled onion, which is more of the same layer after layer, but with each uncovering a stronger assault on sensitive pores. Its a force that you can't really avoid, and your only defense is to walk away.
Friday, September 17, 2010
AND I'M LIKE A MACHETE CLUTCHING A CHAINSAW.
and in reality I'm just mourning the demise of my really nice rug at the hands of a stranger's boobery and how people always seem to take advantage of me and how I will never win the lottery. Unless its the lottery of the Litany of Small Downers With a Side of No Breaks. I've got an annuity from that one.
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